Q: What is the utility of this coin?
A: I don't turn you into a frog. That is the utility. You're welcome.
I learned dark magic so I wouldn't have to get a real job.
I am the Witch Cat. Don't buy me and I will bewitch you. Buy me and I will spare you from my hex... ehehehehe.
Wait, was that evil enough? I haven't had my coffee yet.
Frequently Asked Questions by Peasants
Q: Is there a roadmap?
A: Yes. Step 1: Drink coffee. Step 2: Cast hexes on people who sell. Step 3: Take a nap.
Q: Why is there no Telegram?
A: Because humans are loud and my hat is giving me a headache. We meet on X.
My Current Active Hexes
(If you fade this coin, these will happen to you.)
- You will always plug your USB in the wrong way on the first try. Forever.
- Your pillow will be warm on both sides tonight.
- You will step in a small puddle of water right after putting on fresh socks.